I bet Jim forces Seb to walk behind him with an umbrella when it’s raining out and Seb has to extra careful to not get even one drop on Jim’s Westwood.
and Seb’s so focused on keeping Jim dry that he himself gets drenched and Jim ends up yelling at him anyway
really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000
imagine how proud john would be to be dating sherlock though. like sherlock would make a deduction or solve a crime or something and john would just nudge whichever police officer that was closest to him and say “thats my boyfriend. hes all mine.” and the officer would just be like “we KNOW, john. thats the fifth time today youve said it”
do you ever just start laughing cause Sherlock was so bitterly jealous about John writing love poems to his girlfriends and it’s like silly small, John’s entire blog is the most transparent and embarrassing love poem written for you, i should know I’ve read it like a hundred times
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
“Some people care too much. I think it’s called love.”
“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”
*knocks on your door*
Good day, do you have a moment to talk about the good news?
Sherlock and John love each other so fucking much that it might make you cry if you contemplate it too deeply.
Pass it on